First, why are there 17 mirrors in one dressing room. Ladies, I'm blaming you. There's no way a man came out of a dressing room and said the phrase "How do you expect me to see how these pants fit in the rear?" Seriously. I felt like I was in a fun house somewhere. I half expected a Carnie to knock on the door and try to guess my weight. But that's not what this post is about. This post is about the following picture.
There's something wrong with this song. It's not grammatical. At least not as far as I can tell.
My problem with this sign is the word swimwear.
Maybe I'm being a little picky but shouldn't the sign read:
Please leave on undergarments when trying on EVERYTHING!
My use of the exclamation point may seem excessive but I feel that I can't express enough the fact that you should probably keep your underwear no matter what. I mean if you like the commando lifestyle in clothes that you've purchased that's cool.
But for these clothes that are about to be put back on the rack so that some unassuming person will grab and try on next, you should definitely keep your underoo's on.
So please, please, for the sake of humanity. Keep your undergarments on when you are trying on things!!